Impact Wrestling Results (9/22/11)

The list below are matches or segments that occured on this weeks (9/22/11) edition of Impact Wrestling:

• Sting talks with Hulk Hogan about facing him in a few weeks. Eric Bischoff also comes in at 9:07pm. Sting knocks down Bischoff with a shot to the head. Hogan stays in the ring & then Sting says "did you catch that one, oh (pretending in pain), you still got in Hulkamania, there will be a match at Bound of Glory, ta ta for now."
• Mickie James def. Ms. Tessmacher (5:45)
• X-Divison Champion Austin Aries w/ Kid Kash def. Jesse Sorensen; Kash tried to attack Sorensen after the match  (4:25)
• Ink Inc. attack & give tattoo's to Hernandez & Anarquia
• TNA World Champion Kurt Angle calls out Bobby Roode about their TNA World Heavyweight Championship Match at Bound for Glory 2011
• Bully Ray & Jerry Lynn def. Mr. Anderson
• AJ Styles attacks Christopher Daniels after calling him a "bitch;" security needs to break them up. They fight all around the Impact Zone (even at the Direct Auto Insurence Booth). Kazarian brakes them up at 10:34pm. Kazarian yells at them to break it up. Daniels kicks AJ Styles in the balls.

COMPLETE RESULTS WITH IN DEPTH ANALYSIS:

Sting comes out dressed like Hulk Hogan and he says he beat Ric Flair and that opened the door for him to face Hulk at Bound For Glory. He wants him out in the ring to sign the contract and gets the fans to chant for Hulk, and he comes out and is not happy about what Sting is wearing. Sting tries holding the ropes for him then Hulk reluctantly gets in the ring and says Sting is crazy because the match won't happen. He says he isn't medically cleared but Sting laughs and shows the footage of Hulk attacking him with a chair a few weeks ago. Hulk says he runs the show and he didn't clear the footage, and Sting tells him it's proof that Hulk still has it and they will go at it at Bound For Glory.

Hulk says Sting has been chasing him his whole career but it won't happen because the contract is worthless, and Sting says they can forget it and fight right now. Sting bounces off the ropes as Eric Bischoff comes out and says Hulk is the reason they all have jobs and Sting better pay attention and listen to him. Sting ignores him then asks if Bischoff said something, and lays him out with a punch, then watches as Hulk pretends to be injured after kicking the ropes. Sting mocks him and says he can play all the games he wants, but he knows the real Hulk can still go, and he'll see him at Bound For Glory.

Karen is in the back with some of the Knockouts and she says the second Queen's Qualifier match will happen tonight, then asks Brooke Tessmacher if that is the outfit she is wearing tonight. Brooke tells her that it is and Karen tells her she better not see any of her 'erotic striptease' antics tonight. Brooke says of course anything for her then blows her a kiss and leaves as Karen rips into Traci. She tells her she told her to cover her breasts but Traci thinks they look good. Karen says she isn't running a whore house, and Kazarian comes up to her and says she is dressed like a madam and refers to her as 'Jeff's wife.' He tells her she shouldn't charge more than fifty cents because that is all she is worth, then leaves with Traci as Karen gets angry then makes a phone to Jeff to ask where he is.

Queen's Qualifier Match
Brooke Tessmacher vs Mickie James

Brooke puts Mickie in an armbar, then Mickie reverses into one of her own and armdrags her into the corner and they get back to their feet. Mickie puts Brooke in an armbar then hiptosses her to the mat and puts her in a side headlock, but Brooke throws a forearm and whips her into the ropes. Mickie slides under her and dropkicks her in the face then they get up and Brooke dropkicks her in the corner then stinkfaces Mickie and plays it up to the fans. Mickie gets pissed and clotheslines her a few times then drops her with a flapjack, then gets up and hits a jumping tornado DDT to get the win.

Winner - Mickie James

X Division Championship
Jesse Sorenson vs Austin Aries (c)

Aries blocks a hold by Jesse and backs him into the corner, then knees him in the stomach and knocks him down with a shoulder block. Jesse tries running the ropes but Aries slides outside and mockingly runs around the ring with Jesse's football until Jesse baseball slide kicks him into the barricade. He hits a crossbody over the top rope then brings it back in the ring and clotheslines Aries as Kid Kash makes his way out to the ramp.

Jesse whips Aries into the corner but he gets an elbow up and Aries goes to the middle turnbuckle but Jesse dropkicks him on the way down and gets a two count. Aries reverses an inverted DDT and throws Jesse in the corner but Jesse kicks him in the face and sees Kid Kash with the football. Kash throws it at him and the ref tells him to leave, then Jesse throws the ball back at him and Kash tries to get in the ring. Aries sees the distraction and hits a running dropkick in the corner, then rolls up Jesse to retain his championship.

Winner - Austin Aries

Mexican America arrives at a tattoo parlor so Anarchia can get his tattoo, and he asks Rosita and Sarita to go buy some tequila so they can celebrate after he gets the tattoo. He tells them to get the good stuff and not to be cheap, then the tattoo artist leaves the room and says she is going to have another artist do the work. He says OK then asks Hernandez to pray with him because he is scared of needles and wants to do it before the girls come back. They say a prayer then Ink Inc. walks in and starts brawling with them in the tattoo shop and Jesse Neal says it's been four months coming, and asks who is a bitch now.

They fight all over the place and Hernandez gets knocked out while Anarchia fights with Shannon in the lobby. Anarchia tries putting the shop owner in front of him for protection, but she elbows him hard in the jaw and Shannon keeps going after him and punches him in the head until Jesse drags him into a chair and tells Shannon to get a tattoo needle. He turns to the camera and says they aren't allowed to see this, then shoves the camera away as we hear Anarchia scream in the background.

Matt Morgan is approached by Jeff Hardy in an office and Jeff is looking for Kurt, but Morgan says he has not seen him and asks him to wait. He closes the door and says professionally, Jeff gave the TNA Championship a black eye, and he spit in the face of the company and everyone in it. He tells him on a personal level, he is willing to give him another chance because he has been in the same situation and has beaten his addiction to painkillers. He says he has been sober for over four years, and tells Jeff he is willing to give him another chance, but it is a very small chance. Morgan says he knows Jeff has gotten a bunch of chances in other companies, but he is getting one last one with him, and if he screws it up he has no problem kicking Jeff's scrawny ass.

Jeff Hardy finds Kurt Angle in the back and he says he talked to alot of people, but Kurt stops him and says he hasn't talked to anyone because he hasn't talked to him yet. Kurt tells him he doesn't want him there, and no one else does so he should just leave now. Jeff says he can deal with AJ Styles and Devon talking to him but he doesn't like where Kurt is going with this, and Kurt says no one wants him around. Jeff says Kurt doesn't want him around because he is the biggest threat to him, and Angle asks if he really just said that. Kurt asks if he knows who he is talking to, and tells Jeff he better not ever say that to him again and heads to the ring.

Kurt calls Bobby Roode to the ring, and he comes out and Kurt says Daniels took advantage of his best friend a few weeks ago, and he wonders if he will play by the rules tonight against Roode. Roode says this is not going to work, and he will tell him face to face that he has given everything he has for the 13 years, and it was all just to get this opportunity. He knows Kurt is the greatest wrestler there is, but there is nothing and no one that will stop him at Bound For Glory from becoming the new World Heavyweight Champion. Kurt says he knows someone who may stand in his way, and says it might be the best friend he has in this business, and James Storm comes out to the ring.

Storm says he knows what Roode is thinking, and Immortal might have bought him out but Roode knows him and he's not there for him, but he is out there to get into it with Kurt. Storm heard him say he has all the stroke and tells him to stroke his beer bottle, and Storm tells him he should make a match between the two of them. He isn't talking about any other time besides tonight, and Kurt says he can't be shown up and tells Storm he is out of his mind. Storm says he is going to earn his respect one way or the other, and he helped build this company, so he tells Kurt to go get dressed and he is sorry about his damn luck.

Bully Ray & Jerry Lynn vs Mr. Anderson

Lynn starts off against Anderson and Bully Ray mocks him from the apron, and Anderson knocks him off the apron then punches Lynn and hits a rolling fireman's carry. Anderson goes up top but gets knocked down and lands on the ropes, then Bully Ray tags in and tells Anderson to get up and bodyslams him. He follows it with a big splash and a headlock, then drops an elbow and tags in Lynn, who whips Anderson into the corner then mocks RVD by doing the thumbs taunt. Anderson avoids Bully Ray in the corner and hits Lynn with a diving clothesline, then gets to his feet and clotheslines then both and drops Bully Ray with a neckbreaker.

Anderson ducks Bully Ray and knocks him down with an enziguiri, throws Lynn out of the ring and reverses a Bubba Bomb into a Mic Check. He goes for the cover but Lynn pulls him outside and Anderson throws him headfirst into the ring steps, then goes up top and hits Bully Ray with the Kenton Bomb. He goes for another cover but Lynn tries breaking it up by diving off the top rope, and Anderson rolls out of the way and Lynn lands on his partner. Anderson throws Lynn back outside and catches Bully Ray on the middle turnbuckle by punching him below the belt, and goes for another rolling fireman's carry but Lynn dropkicks him and Bully Ray lands on top of him. Lynn runs distraction while Ray gets his chain and wraps it around his hand and knocks Anderson out then makes the cover.

Winners - Bully Ray & Jerry Lynn

Christopher Daniels comes out and says he won't compete tonight because he has nothing left to prove after beating AJ Styles a few weeks ago. He says AJ is the best there is and he is a former world champion, and says he dominated him so why even bother. AJ comes out and asks if this is a joke because Daniels keeps taking jabs at him, and Daniels says he will get used it but AJ tells him he needs to get over it. AJ says if he keeps bringing his name up they might have another match, but Daniels says they said that was the last time, and AJ slaps the mic out of his hand. Daniels calls AJ a sore loser and a bitch, and AJ snaps and starts brawling with him on the mat. Security comes out and tries breaking it up but AJ dives on him in the corner until Daniels slides out of the ring. (Continued...)

Daniels and AJ continue to fight through the commercial break and they are knocking down the security team to get at each other. They start fighting into the crowd and AJ asks if they are still best friends and throws Daniels across a table. Daniels tries leaving by throwing a crew member into him, but AJ catches up to him and they start fighting in the ring until Kazarian runs out and breaks them up. He gets in both of their faces and tells them to shut up and get themselves together, then turns to Daniels and says this is family. He gets them to calm down and Daniels says he is cool, then low blows AJ and slides out of the ring. He spits at AJ and Kazarian screams at him and checks on AJ as Daniels makes his way backstage.

Kazarian catches up with Daniels backstage and they are screaming at each other and Daniels says AJ deserved it for punching him in the face. Kazarian says this goes beyond wrestling and this is about family, and kicking him in the nuts was going too far. Daniels says he is tired of getting pushed around and Kazarian says he knows where he is coming from, but Daniels says he's tired of being in his shadow, and tells Kazarian to go fix AJ's attitude. He screams and says he is done talking about this then punches a door and leaves. Kazarian finds AJ and he tries reasoning with him but AJ says Daniels just showed his true colors and that's the guy he knows. Kazarian says this is ridiculous and they know what Daniels' personal life has been like, and AJ needs to be the bigger man, but AJ says he has been. Kazarian says they talked about family and they need to put back together whatever is left of it, then stops as AJ grabs a trash can and starts to throw up.

James Storm vs. Kurt Angle

Angle rolls Storm back in and applies a chinlock, and knees Storm in the stomach when he tries to break free. He whips him off the ropes, but Storm ducks and leaps at Angle and they both tried for a cross body and knock each other down. The ref starts a ten count, but Storm gets back up and nails Angle with a Backcracker for a two count. He chops Angle in the corner, then kicks Angle in the face but Angle comes right back with a belly to belly suplex. Angle goes for the Angle Slam but Storm counters, and Kurt catches his leg and puts him in the Ankle Lock in the middle of the ring. Storm rolls Angle up and almost gets a pin but Kurt kicks out at two.

Storm throws Angle shoulder first into the ringpost, then punches him in the head and bodyslams him and sets up for the Last Call. Angle blocks it and counters with a German suplex, then follows it with two more and makes a cover, but Storm kicks out. Angle goes to the top rope and attempts a moonsault, but Storm rolls out of the way and Kurt crashes to the mat and holds his stomach in pain. Storm is next to go up top, and Angle runs up the ropes and tries to suplex him, but Storm bites his head and shoves him off, then hits a top rope elbow drop for another two count. They get up and go punch for punch then Storm goes for the Eye of the Storm but Angle slides out as Gunner runs out and tries to interfere. Storm knocks him off the apron and Angle hits an Angle Slam but somehow Storm kicks out at two, and Angle gets pissed and yells at the ref.

He slaps Storm and turns around, then Storm goes for the Last Call but Angle moves and the ref gets knocked out. Angle goes for an Angle Slam but Storm armdrags him and hits the Last Call and makes a cover as a referee runs out to make the count. Gunner pulls him out of the ring and knocks him down, then grabs the title belt and nails Storm in the head with it and punches him until Bobby Roode comes out to make the save. He throws Gunner out of the ring and looks at the title belt, then holds it and looks as Angle makes it to his feet. He holds it above his head and stares back at Angle, then places it on the ground at his feet and goes to check on Storm. He keeps his sights locked on Angle, who picks up his belt and clutches it as Impact comes to an end.