Impact Wrestling Results (9/8/11)

The list below are matches or segments that occured on this weeks (9/8/11) edition of Impact Wrestling from Huntsville, Alabama:

• Impact Wrestling opens with a "Jeff Hardy Returns" promo. This discusses what his future will be like, his past matches, & his return tonight. Also, the beatdown between Mr. Anderson & Immortal is shown from last week on Impact.
• Mr. Anderson enters the arena & says he has been a man of few words. He admits that he did sign a deal with the devil- "Hogan & Bischoff," he said he would join Immortal as a business decision, and admits it wasn't a good one. He tells us to "boo" him for what he did. He mentions Bully Ray & how he "is on the outside of Immortal, looking in. I have something to say to you Bully Ray. Thank you Bully Ray, thank you, thank you, thank you. You are my witness, I am going to be such a royal pain in your asses & lets start it tonight by going after Kurt Angle." Anderson cashes in his rematch clause for the TNA World Championship & says that he won't be alone out here tonight. Sting enters the arena. Sting says "last week Hulkster, you & Immortal caused me to lose the World title, I'm like a fungus, starts on your pinky toe and then goes to your 20 inch pythons..." Sting can call the shots tonight, Sting will be the Special Enforcer tonight in the World title match.
• "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero & D-Lo Brown def. British Invasion (Douglas Williams & Magnus) (3 minutes 52 seconds)
• Bully Ray takes a moment & mentions Hawk & Animal from WWE about becoming Tag Team Champions. Roode says that they are one of the best tag team of all time.
• TNA Television Champion Eric Young def. Robbie E; Rob Terry attacks Young after the match giving him his finisher (2:51)
• Rob Van Dam talks to Jerry Lynn backstage about betraying him last week on Impact. RVD attacks Lynn.
• Karen Jarrett gives Mickie James a rematch for the TNA Knockouts' title at No Surrender 2011
• Mr. Anderson vs. TNA World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle w/ Sting as the Special Enforcer; Gunner, Steiner, Jeff Jarrett, & Abyss all attacked Anderson during a pinfall (7:11)
• Eric Bischoff receives an anonymous phone call (prank phone call) from somebody after it interupted a party that Immortal was having after beating up Sting & Mr. Anderson
• Winter & Angelina Love def. Mickie James & Velvet Sky (5:10)
• Austin Aries says that he wants a shot at Brian Kendrick's X-Division title. Brian Kendrick confronts him w/ a briefcase.
• Hulk Hogan confronts Eric Bischoff in his office
• Gunner def. Bully Ray, Bobby Roode, & James Storm in a 4-Corners Match; Samoa Joe rushe sto the ring but Matt Morgan attacks him before he can interfere (4:59)
• Jeff Hardy returns to Impact Wrestling w/ a beard & thanks the network for allowing him to come out here. Last time he was in the ring, he was messed up & failed the match miserably. He felt hated when he came to the ring. "All I need to do is ask," Jeff Hardy says then Impact goes off air.